May 2012
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
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artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk hyuk.
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Sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty...
– Angela Chase
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Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to...
– Lemony Snicket (via mmmpeaches)
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Happy Mother's Day to all moms!
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… including Loki. I mean, he’s a mother too, isn’t he?
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only, adj.
That’s the dilemma, isn’t it? When you’re single, there’s the sadness and joy of only me. And when you’re paired, there’s the sadness and joy of only you.
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flux, n.
The natural state. Our moods change. Our lives change. Our feelings for each other change. Our bearings change. The song changes. The air changes. The temperature of the shower changes.
Accept this. We must accept this.
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“She laughed and pulled her hand away and placed it flat against his knee. Her fingers were soft. He could suddenly smell her over the dank basement. She smelled like lilacs, and then he knew that it was almost time. But he didn’t dare look at her, not yet. He just watched the blank TV screen. He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment- because as good as kissing feels, nothing...
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Augustus Waters: hey I just met you
Augustus Waters: and this is crazy
Augustus Waters: but I think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and Natalie Portman as well and I really want you to come over my house and watch V for Vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and I want to take you to Amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
Augustus Waters: so call me maybe
Augustus Waters: okay
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I literally cannot process this lady’s level of excitement.
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letsuseoureyesascameras:
I learned five things today. 1) i learned who my true friends were (aka the person who picked me up at 1am when I didn’t want to be where I was….you know who you are and i love you) 2) I learned that I need to go to the gym!!! 3) Pizza taste so much better when you are eating it for breakfast with people you enjoy being around. 4) It is okay to be weird, because their is...
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April 2012
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